Heard today morning at a house in London-

Her is having her morning tea. Him walks in to have his morning juice.

Him: You know, I have discovered something.

Her: Hmmm...?

Him: You were right...

Her: Hmmm....?

Him: Veggie farts don't smell as much as non-veggie farts. Your theory was right.

Her (with a triumphant smile): See, did'nt I tell you that the meat you eat comes out as yucky farts! See!

Him: Yeah...you are right...I mean all the lentils I had yesterday night made me fart a lot but they didn't stink...

Her (positively sniggering now): I told you...

Him: Makes me wonder, something that makes such stinky farts can't be great for your body, right?

Her: Well.....you know...

Him gives Her a morning hug and the conversation ended there. But, this made Her v.v.happy :) The thrills of inter-cultural marriages I tell you...

Moral of the story: Take your non-veggie partner for a complete veggie night out and make them realise what wonders it can do for one's farts!!

And to end - found this hilarious website on farts. One of the queries that caught my eye-

Do men fart more than women?
No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women.

Ok - out with your fart stories now.